Okay, today? Today I'm just pissed off. For no good reason. I wanna break things. But I can't find anything good to break. The closest I got was taking a bb gun, and holding an orange jelly bean up to the barrell opening and firing, and orange jelly bean shrapnel went all over the place. That was cool.

I really want a baseball bat and a few plate glass windows, and paramedics standing by, and someone to clean it all up. And some fire. Fire would be good. Ceramic dolls would be good to break. And some plastic people that would melt all cool when a blow torch gets put to them. And a microwave. I want to kill a microwave.

Ohhh. Car crash. I wanna take cars, like real ones, and play with 'em like hotwheels. Smash them together. Drop them from great hights. Blow em up. That would be great. Then I could shoot at the blown up cars with shot guns. OOHhhhh, ooohhhh, like artillery. Cannons. And missiles. And bazookas. My god that would be fun. Building demolition. And axes. And sledge hammers.

And...wow. I feel much better now.