My friend Pimp "Mike Ochs" DeMarco, is a funny guy. Go read some of his stuff. It's in the writer's section of art-barn.com, which is a site that's worth checking out, but if you don't feel like navigating through all the cutesy flash stuff they've got going on over there, then you can click on the following links:

A Chance Encounter - about LA's equivalent of the "I Saw U" section.
No Better Than the Terrorists - about the growing trend of comparing people you don't like tou terrorists.
Fun With Facial Hair - My personal favorite. About fun with facial hair, shockingly enough.

He's got another story up on the site too, but I didn't like that one.