Okay, I'm dashing out the door to have a late breakfast, but I got pissed off in the shower and had to come post quickly. What the hell is up with the phrase "All things being equal?" I mean really, when was the last time you were aware of ALL things being equal? I don't know why this is pissing me off at the moment, but it is. I'll need to write a short play called all things being equal, and have people trading lamborghinis for snickers bars, and loved ones ones for, i dunno, spam.

And another thing, why the hell do I have you've lost that lovin' feeling stuck in my head? When was the last time I heard that song? A REAL LONG FUCKING TIME AGO. I hate it when that happens. At least it isn't a boy band this time.

Thankyou, that is all.