Okay, so US got a serious ass-whoopin' by Poland. They're still winning this thing. i mean, it's just the world cup. And, i mean, it's only soccer. We're winning it. It's all part of the strategy. We like being the underdog. We like being underestimated. Because then it hurts even more when we take you down. We don't just like winning, we like it to sting. We don't play the whole, whiny-boy, frilly, style-points, BS Soccer. We play like americans. Run fast, kick hard, play hurt. Why? Because THAT'S how you do that. Reinventing the sport like only americans could. You're watching history here people. History.

Watch Mexico go down like a 2-peso Tiajuana whore tomorrow.

(Now try to picture how well this kinda talk goes over with the Lithuanian people. it's hillarious.)